Viagra

Your get up and go, has got up and went
We can't get it back, no matter how much money we've spent
Undies and perfume don't do the trick,
So we go to see Dr Mahto quick.
We tell him what's wrong, and he says with a grin
"Here's something to get you going again"
We took one as required and got a surprise,
A miracle happened before our eyes
The dead was risen and working again
And just in time for our holiday in Spain
We will have to practice
'Cos we've forgot what to do
We haven't done this for a year or two.
These tablets do work on them you can rely
I've already made an appointment to get another supply.

by Pat Swallow